| 10 | Does this come in children's sizes? |
| 9 | No Thanks. Just Sniffing. |
| 8 | I'll be in the dressing room going blind. |
| 7 | Mom will love this. |
| 6 | Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? |
| 5 | No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. |
| 4 | Will you model this for me??? |
| 3 | Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! |
| 2 | But darling -- your mother already has that one in red. |
| 1 | 45 bucks?!? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! |
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