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THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY |
| 10 I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother fucker ! |
| 9 While I'm up, can I get you a beer ? |
| 8 I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right. |
| 7 Her tits are just to big ! |
| 6 Sometimes I just want to be held. |
| 5 That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody. |
| 4 Sure I would love to wear a condom. |
| 3 We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold your purse. |
| 2 Fuck Monday Night Football, Let's watch Murphy Brown. In fact, why don't you hold the remote. |
| 1 I Think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions. |
THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY |
| 10 Could our relationship be more physical. I'm tired of just being friends. |
| 9 Go ahead, leave the toilet seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way. |
| 8 I think hairy butts are really sexy ! |
| 7 Hey ! Get a whiff of that one. ! |
| 6 Please don't throw away that old T-shirt. The holes in the armpits are just too cute. |
| 5 This diamond is way too big. |
| 4 I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow. |
| 3 Wow ! It really is 14 inches. |
| 2 Does this make my butt look too small ? |
| 1 I'm wrong. You must be right ! |
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