The Last Ten Things A Man Or Woman Would Ever Say

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THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY MAN WOULD EVER SAY

10 I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother fucker !
9 While I'm up, can I get you a beer ?
8 I'm absolutely wrong, you must be right.
7 Her tits are just to big !
6 Sometimes I just want to be held.
5 That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4 Sure I would love to wear a condom.
3 We haven't been to the mall in ages, let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
2 Fuck Monday Night Football, Let's watch Murphy Brown. In fact, why don't you hold the remote.
1 I Think we're lost. We better pull over and ask for directions.

 

THE LAST TEN THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY

10 Could our relationship be more physical. I'm tired of just being friends.
9 Go ahead, leave the toilet seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
8 I think hairy butts are really sexy !
7 Hey ! Get a whiff of that one. !
6 Please don't throw away that old T-shirt. The holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5 This diamond is way too big.
4 I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3 Wow ! It really is 14 inches.
2 Does this make my butt look too small ?
1 I'm wrong. You must be right !

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